WHAT THE HELL.
I finished Assassins Creed.

WHAT THE HELLS. lol. so like...now that Abstergo has what they want, they're just gonna kill Desmond? and and and his friends came to rescue him but they all DIED. THEY'RE ASSASSINS. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKITY-FUCKING-FUCK. they wouldnt just storm in with guns! they'd sneak their arses in and do some DELISHUSH THROAT SLITTING.

but no. they had to be modern-day IDIOTS.

ANGRY SAD FAECE. >

so yeah blue footed boobies.

but yeah...i saw some footage from Assassins Creed 2, one scene in which Ezio kinda i guess hugs his girlfriend and then they fall onto the bed together...hmmm...

and another scene in which our boy Altair GETS SOME ACTION! OH YES! ABSTINENCE TILL MARRIAGE BE DAMNDED! Altair follows this templar through the city and up this tower where we see it's Maria (the templar woman who took Robert de Sable's place in Acre) and she beckons him over with her finger and they EAT FACE PASSIONATELY for a few seconds before the screen goes black for a second, then comes back and you see our MANLYMAN Altair CUDDLING Maria. he kisses her forehead and stands up and then does a leap of faith off the tower, and yeah.

SO ALTAIR MADE A BABEH. lol. XD continuing the whole "Altair is Desmond's ancestor" or some crap. lololololoool. AC2 is EXPLICIT and very SEXUAL. gotta love me some SexualTension!Altair though lol. and SexualTenion!Ezio is pretty h00t too.

so yeah. those are my thoughts for the moment